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Women should be obscene and not heard.

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Henny Youngman - Those two are a fastidious couple. Shes fast and he

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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the authors soul. If

Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

You know, my lifes changed now. Im starting to experience what

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Henny Youngman - You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

Hugh Laurie - Driving a motorcycle is like flying. All your senses are

George Burns - It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is

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