“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
– Abraham Lincoln
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”
– Arthur C. Clarke
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
– Betty White
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
– Mark Twain
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
– Margaret Mead
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”
– Oscar Levant
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
– E. B. White
“Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.”
– Salvador Dali
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Oscar Wilde
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
– Ellen DeGeneres
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
– Winston Churchill
“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.”
– Michael Scott
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!”
– Audrey Hepburn
New Year’s resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it.
– Charlie Brooker